Richie Kotzen Tour Dates!

It must be tour dates around here. I can't help it. This time of year, I always get the itch and start trolling websites of my favorite musicians, looking to see what is coming up. Spring is so close and that means summer isn't far behind. There's nothing better than live music, outside in the heat!

So Richie Kotzen is hitting the road. He's going to a lot of places including America, Brazil, Germany, Spain and more. He's my favorite guitar guy. I've seen him live before and I'd love to do so again. No dates by me, but one is near my BFF Heather, so a trip is probably in order!

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USA Tour Dates...April 21st Canyon Club Agoura Hills...See All dates at https://t.co/fvgVOzdBcn pic.twitter.com/otCEwV8YK9

— Richie Kotzen (@Richie_Kotzen) February 23, 2017

European Dates pic.twitter.com/e27ucEUCYd

— Richie Kotzen (@Richie_Kotzen) February 27, 2017

Comments

[Him]

Announcing the Spring Collection at the House of Corabi. Casual wear for the lived-in hobo/sailor look.

"His eyes say 'come here'; his outfit says 'Dutch Treat'."

[Gary]

And the face blanket seems to say Athos,Porthos,or Aramis. Oh Shit Him. Now I'm hungry for a certain candy bar. Touché! Lol

[Him]

Glad to help, Gary. Glad to help. And good to be back.

[Gary]

Good to have you back buddy. Your sarcasm and wit never fail to make me laugh 😎

[Him]

Thanks, Gary. That actually means a lot. Been handling some family business and finally had to pull myself away to add some snark to the discussion(s).

[Metalboy!]

Haha!!, Boyz! I ain't dead yet! Hilarious, as usual, Gary and HIM!

I remember running into Kotzen on The Monsters of Rock Cruise and being startled, as I actually thought for a moment I was experiencing the Second Coming and he was Jesus!

Then I came crashing back to earth when I realized it was him and the harsh reality of his mediocre singing and songwriting ability.

However, that's not meant to take anything away from his technically proficient shredder cred.

As I've mentioned before, check out Kotzen's finest work when he was lead guitarist for L.A. Glam Metal legends, Arthur's Museum, when he was just 17!

[Bkallday]

I can't even....

[Metalboy!]

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[Jack T Ripper]

I can! 🔥 ❄️ 🔥 😂

[Metalboy!]

Another nod to Kotzen's second coming of Jesus approach lies in the graphics of his banner ad with the biblesque calligraphy.

p.s. 🌊 beats 🔥 in 2018!

[Metalboy!]

🤘😈🤘

[Jack T Ripper]

😂 ❄️❤️🔥 😂

[Metalboy!]

I finally figured out what your middle initial stands for, ya Hicktown Yankneck!... "T" is for Troll! I am far from crying except from maybe laughing so hard at how you've now completely abandoned the English language you never mastered to begin with in favor of Emojis once you figured out how to use them from an exchange of comments between Oper8n and myself a few months back...

I mean, I get it... Your pick up drivin' Nugent lovin' a*s could barely spell or form entire sentences beyond 3 to 5 words on here until you discovered those Emojis and now you can be even lazier by simply responding to every post or comment on here regardless of content with😂❄️😂 or 😂❄️❤️🔥😂...

Sh*t, that isn't even original as you picked up that exact sequence of Emojis from the other uninformed Alt-Right Wing Nuts trollin' in all the Comments threads of the REAL NEWS sites. Well, get ready for the 🌊 hittin' your dumba*s in 2018!!!

In the meantime, watch the Intelligence Community, the Media/Press, and the Democrats shred you and your Putin lovin' kind from limb to limb more than Kotzen does on his geetar in a slow death dance until then. So for now, here's the REAL YOU in Emojis...🇷🇺👨‍🌾🇷🇺

Suweeee!!! Yee-haw!!! Yippie-yo-tie-yay, f*cker!!!

[Badland]

🙄

[Jack T Ripper]

OMG!!!! 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Metalboy!]

🤘😈🤘

[Jack T Ripper]

😂 what a Doink! 🔥❄️🤣!

[Metalboy!]

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