Trending: Gene Simmons

Gene Simmons trended on Twitter for hours yesterday. When I first noticed this, I was worried he was dead or something.

But good news! All is well. Turns out, old Gene was trending because a cow was born... with markings just like The Demon. Every major news outlet in the world covered this.

You're welcome.

This newborn calf in Texas bears striking resemblance to KISS rocker Gene Simmons: https://t.co/8ByWEGrxWm pic.twitter.com/2P3hu6HGzS

— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 1, 2017

Comments

[Gary]

In other news, Gene already is in the process of suing the newborn calf for copyright infringement.

[Darktown]

He's in the process of Trademarking Kiss Milk....................

[oper8n]

I'm kinda bummed you guys beat me to it..

[Metalboy!]

Amazing!

Now, it's only a matter of time before somebody discovers his likeness on a peice of toast.

p.s. Haha!!, Funny Gary! Hilarious as usual!

[Shawn]

Yes Gary - funny - Great to see a MB post :)

[Metalboy!]

Thanks, Shawn! Great to be back, Boyz!!! I got so jammed up with work, I had to stop the presses on everything for about a month. Let's crank it up to 11!