Big Cock Get Ready for the Motherload

Who doesn’t love Big Cock?

Wait, that came out funny. I’m naturally referring to the Arizona-based rock band featuring guitarist David Henzerling.

The band will release Motherload next month. The other day, I received a promotional copy of the disc. In a word, it rocks.

The track listing looks like this:

Get A Load of Me
Stamina
Breaking My Balls
Bump and Grind
Road To Ruin
Slave
Don’t Ask Me to Be Faithful
Live to Rock
M.I.L.F.
Feverish
Built for Speed

Yes, Big Cock is a little tongue-in-cheek, but no one can deny the band’s musical ability. Motherload shows some maturity as a band. By maturity, I’m referring to the cohesiveness of songs, not the end of their toilet humor. Henzerling’s playing is top notch, and Robert Mason hits impossibly high notes. As per Big Cock fashion, the new songs are all written as arena standards. Each track can stand alone and sound great in either a dive bar or Madison Square Garden.

Ok, I laughed out loud at some of the songs. Especially when I thought Big Cock were playing it straight with “Don’t Ask Me to Be Faithful.” It really sounds like a classic power ballad that would make Kip Winger proud. The piano parts are really nice and again Mason’s voice is strong. There’s a big sonority in the backing instruments…until you realize the band is crooning about adultery. It is what is, I suppose. By the way, this is probably the single best track on Motherload.

What other songs do I dig? I’m a big fan of “Breaking My Balls” with its overtly glam intro. “Stamina” is also a choice cut, with a strong rhythm section, thanks to drummer John Covington and bassist Colby. “Slave” has deep, breathy vocals and musical nuances that make a song a signature. I hope to hear this track live very soon.

The deal is this: I’ve had Motherload less than two full days and I keep listening over and over on my iPod. It’s a quality disc…sure to be one of the best of 2008.

The band's Myspace now features new songs from the forthcoming album. I suggest you take a listen. www.myspace.com/bigcockrocks

Rock the Vote

With the Iowa caucus just hours away, it's time to start seriously thinking about the presidential candidates. This isn't a political blog and it won't become one, so don't worry.

Most people that read Bring Back Glam! know I'm a proud liberal, but I don't care if you are conservative, libertarian, socialist or whatever. I just think you should vote. My boys Slaughter agree.

If you're at least 18 and an American citizen, I urge you to click the Rock the Vote banner to get registered. It only takes a few minutes. Peace.

The Best and Worst Live Events of 2007

As we start 2008, it's time to look back on the best - and worst - concert experiences of 2007.

Heather wants to share her list of the worst.

1. Tommy Lee at Hammerjax. I cannot believe we payed money and wasted an entire night watching him hop up and down and grunt to techno music. And he stepped on my toe. And he needs a shower. Tommy Lee still owes me 50 bucks. As for the wasted time, I guess that's 5 hours of my life I will never get back.Read the review here.

2. Great White at Alrosa Villa. (Editor's note: Great White put on a great show. The issue is with the venue and owners).Read the review here.

3. Vains of Jenna censored at Rhinos. A venue censoring bands is unacceptable. Read the review here.

Now, here's Heather's list of best experiences.

1. Obviously Rocklahoma was a huge Bring Back Glam! experience, and there were some great moments. Others...not so great. It is a trip I will always remember, and overall my favorite of the year.

Read the extensive coverage:

Day 1 here.
Day 2 here.
Day 3 here.

2. The Britny Fox/Pretty Boy Floyd/ZO2/A Nervous Wreck/Drugstore Valentine/Triad show at Annies. This was a great lineup and there was so much energy in the place. It really was an awesome night. Not just because I got to touch Tommy Paris (and the Z02 boys)! Read the review here.

3. Hookers n Blow with Vains of Jenna at Rhinos. This also made my #3 worst experience, because of the censorship. (Editor's note: Heather loves all things associated with Guns n' Roses. Dizzy Reed plays keyboard in Hookers n' Blow).

Now, my personal worst concert experiences of 2007 are:

1. Tommy Lee at Hammerjax.
2. L.A. Guns getting ripped off while performing in Dayton. Read that breaking news report here.
3. Halloween show featuring Pretty Boy Floyd. Steve Summers wasn't very gracious to the crowd, and it wasn't very fun being one of four people dressed to celebrate the best holiday of the year. Read the review here.

My personal best concert experiences of 2007:

1. Rocklahoma. There isn't much else to say.
2. Van Halen with David Lee Roth. A truly legendary performance, well worth the exceptionally high ticket price. So good, I'm seeing the band again in 2008! Read the Indianapolis review here.
3. Poison, Ratt, Vains of Jenna in Cincinnati. The first time I was ever in the photo pit for a show, right on Bobby Dall's side. Remember, girls: Allyson loves bass players. Read the review here.

Honorable mention: Def Leppard live in Cincinnati. The British band opened their summer tour right here in Ohio, and I got to break the set-list to the world. Great times. Read that review here.

Here's looking forward to more concerts in 2008!

Rock Resolutions

It's the last day of 2007. Time for champagne and resolutions.

Not surprising, most of my resolutions revolve around this website. In 2008, I would like to:

1) Increase my interviews. I'm proud of my interviews from this past year, but I want to land some higher profile artists.

2) Increase my Rocklahoma coverage. This could be exhausting because 2007 about killed me, but I think it can be done with a little planning.

3) Expand my brand. I want the Bring Back Glam! name more widely known. I'm not 100% sure how to make that happen, but I'm sure I'll need your help.

 
4) Attend more shows and write more reviews.

5) Continue breaking news reporting. I love breaking stories, so that means constant cultivation of sources.

Finally, I want to thank all of you for reading and commenting in 2007. I also love hearing from you, either here on the site or via email. It's always great to get your opinions about music and suggestions of new music I may have overlooked. Thanks for making 2007 more successful - and fun - than I ever imagined.

Five Songs, One Life

Heather has posed me - and all of you - a challenge. She was simply sitting on my couch, suddenly turned to me, and said "If you could only listen to five songs for the rest of your life, what would they be?"

I blinked at her.

How is it possible to choose just five songs - for perpetuity? I mean, I'm only 28. I'd like to think there's a lot of music left in my life. It's also sort of like rubbing the bottle, finding a genie and getting three wishes. After world peace and ending hunger it's perfectly natural to want to choose a completely selfish wish.

Still, this challenge is a good exercise so I'll go ahead and try to choose five songs.

There's no question in my mind that one of those songs would be Aerosmith's "Nobody's Fault" from the album Rocks. I firmly believe there is no better rock album than Rocks and "Nobody's Fault" is the hidden gem of that record. The song represents Aerosmith getting a little dirty and Brad Whitford handles the lead guitar duties, which is abnormal and makes the track that much more special.

My second song choice would be "Trashed and Scattered" from Avenged Sevenfold. Featured on the massively successful City of Evil,  "Trashed and Scattered" is long and changes patterns several times, making the track interesting. I figure if I only get five songs for the rest of my life, those works better be both complex and enjoyable. Plus, I thought it important to add a modern song to my list.

For my third choice, I'll go with "McKitty's Back" by Girl. Featured on the album Wasted Youth, it's my favorite song from this British glam band. It's also, naturally, a B-side. I have an affinity for lesser known tracks I guess. In case you're wondering, "Thru the Twilight" was the single that featured "McKitty's Back" on the flip side.

Now I've only got two choices left and the pressure is mounting. For my fourth choice, I'll go with "Danger" by Motley Crue.  For some reason, it seems like I'm the only person that likes this Shout at the Devil B-side. Actually, you probably know by now it's my favorite Motley song. While "Nobody's Fault" is not my favorite song by Aerosmith, I felt it was easier to just go with my favorite Motley tune for this list. I think I find "Danger" so appealing because it's a song of street grit and really shows where Motley came from - and then rose above.

One song left. This is probably the hardest choice of them all, because there are tons of songs I can't imagine living without, including "Malaria" by L.A. Guns, "Baba O'Riley" by the Who, "Shout at the Devil" by Motley Crue and "White Lightning" by Def Leppard. Still, I've got one choice left...and I'm going to give it to "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin. Featured on the album Physical Graffiti, Robert Plant has been quoted as saying that "Kashmir" is Led Zeppelin's signature song. It's been my favorite Led Zeppelin song since I was about 14 and started listening to classic rock radio. Actually, I still get excited when it comes on the radio. Above all else, it's both complex and inventive and doesn't sound dated.

So, now it's on you. What five songs would you choose? Remember, this is for the rest of your life, so choose wisely. Good luck.

New Feature

A lot of you have been asking for a message board or chat room. To left of this entry in the "Navigation" section, I've added a message board. It's nothing fancy...but it's a good stop gap until I can design something else.

Feel free to post new topics about the music you love!

No Easy Way Out

So it's late and I'm stumbling around YouTube, looking for some good glam. What do I find? Roxx Gang.

Formed in the mid-80s, Roxx Gang just oozed sleaze appeal - and their songs sounded good, too.

Originally released in 1988, the band's debut Things You've Never Done Before features some really cool songs. I don't own this album, but I'm pleasantly surprised to find it easily available on Amazon. This means it will be mine soon enough!

Roxx Gang released several albums before breaking-up in the early 1990s. It's a shame the band was so overlooked...maybe if they'd hit the scene a little sooner, they'd still be together today.

By the way, Roxx Gang founder Kevin Steele is still active in the music scene. These days, he takes care of lead vocal duties in Mojo Gurus. You can visit them at Mojo Gurus on Myspace.

Back to Roxx Gang. Here's the video for "No Easy Way Out." It's a cross between Warrant and INXS. Somehow, it works.

So, do you think Roxx Gang are vastly underrated or achieved a level of success due their musical ability?