Fantasy Festival 101
There are a lot of music festivals coming up all over the world. After all, summer is the best time to enjoy live music: under the stars and with friends.
While there are so many great events like Download, Sweden Rock, Wacken Open Air, Heavy Mtl, Rocklahoma, South Texas Rock Fest, Bonnaroo and more...a lot of people are disgusted with their respective line-ups. The chances of you finding a festival with your personal dream line-up are slim to none. I want to attend every festival I just mentioned - but there are bands on every single roster I can do without. Such is life.
With that said, why not create a Fantasy Festival? If you were a promoter - and money was seriously no object but you still wanted to sell tickets - who would you book, and why?
We'll say the Bring Back Glam! Festival is three days. Here's my list in no particular order:
Motley Crue
Aerosmith
Lynam
Iron Maiden
Queen with George Michael
Alice Cooper
Poison
RATT
Wig Wam
Bullet for My Valentine
Alleycat Scratch
Crazy Lixx
Crashdiet
Pretty Boy Floyd
Avenged Sevenfold
L.A. Guns
T.Y.R.
Fastway
Metallica
Empyrios
Drugstore Valentine
Vains of Jenna
Def Leppard
Whitesnake
Blue Oyster Cult
Kix
I think it's safe to say I have a diverse list of Metal here. Since we're dealing in fantasy, I am going to set my festival smack dab in the middle of Maui. If this were an actual festival line-up in Maui, your tickets would probably cost $800 - but in BBG! fantasy land, I'll sell you a seat for $300. I promise you'll get leied!
So, do you think you can create a better festival? I dare you.
Reader Comments (22)
Guns n' Roses
Motley Crue
Aerosmith
Skid Row (with Sebastian... fantasy right?)
Metallica
Junkyard
London Quireboys
Buckcherry
L.A. Guns
Faster Pussycat
Sea Hags
Love/Hate
The Dogs D'amour
Bang Tango/Beautiful Creatures
Tesla
Iron Maiden
Avenged Sevenfold
Alice Cooper
Judas Priest
Dio
Dangerous Toys
Hanoi Rocks
Van Halen
Kix
Ozzy Osbourne
Rose Tattoo
Airbourne
Babylon Bombs
Backyard Babies
Poets & Pornstars
Vains Of Jenna
The Wildhearts
Cheap Trick
The Angels
AC/DC
Def Leppard
Ratt
Poison
Guns and Roses (original line up)
Dokken
Skid Row (original line up)
AC/DC
Van Halen
Led Zeppelin
L.A. Guns
Hanoi Rocks
Tesla
The Runaways
Fastway
Kix
Deep Purple
The Rolling Stones
The really good bands I missed, I missed b/c I have seen them before.
Judas Priest
Whitesnake
Edguy
Hammerfall
Dirty Looks
Metallica ( with Cliff )
Skid Row ( with Sebastian )
Bon Jovi ( in 1991 )
Ozzy ( also in 1991 )
Extreme
Kix
Deep Purple ( with Ritchie )
Accept
UFO ( w/ Michael Schenker )
Rainbow ( w/ Dio )
Dio ( yeah, he pulls triple duty at MY fest )
Tygers of Pan Tang
Motorhead
Jorn
Iced Earth ( w/ Ripper )
KISS ( Revenge era )
The Angels
Diamond Head
Accept would headline ( who else ? )
Endeverafter
Danger Danger
Dokken
Extreme
and King's X
--Allyson
Def Leppard
Whitesnake
Poison
Cinderella
Ratt
Skid Row(original lineup)
Y&T
Dokken
Slaughter
Warrant
Danger Danger
Steelheart
Quiet Riot
Scorpions
AC/DC
Firehouse
Tesla
Endeverafter
CrashDiet
Dirty Penny
Hardcore Superstar
Winger
L.A. Guns
Helix
Babylon A.D.
XYZ
Great White
Lita Ford
Dio
Bangalore Choir
Queensryche
W.A.S.P.
Pretty Boy Floyd
Airbourne
May I also add:
AC/DC
Alcatrazz
Black Sabbath with Ozzy and original drummer Bill Ward
Judas Priest
Gary Moore
Motorhead
Queensrÿche
Rainbow with Dio
Van Halen; The original 1978 line up
UFO with Michael Schenker
Y&T
And as long as I’m dreaming
Cream
Head hanging in shame.
Iron Maiden
Scorpions
Y&T
Tyketto
Dirty Penny
Gypsy Pistoleros
Hanoi Rocks
Motorhead
Triumph
Queensryche
Helix
Original G'n R
Night Ranger
The Atomic Punks (they do old VH better than VH themselves)
Dio w/ Vivian Campbell
TNT
Mitch Malloy
Firehouse
Pretty Maids
Big Cock
Vains of Jenna
Aldo Nova
Wild Child (AMAZING Doors tribute)
Storm Large & the Balls
Queen w/ George Michael
Mr. Big
Sammy Hagar
Rush
Silvertide
Tattooed Millionaires
Faster Pussycat
Sister
Babylon Bombs
Pretty Boy Floyd
Wrathchild UK
Babylon A.D.
Hanoi Rocks
Poison
Danger
Vains of Jenna
Crazy Lixx
Alleycat Scratch
Crashdiet
Dirty Penny
TigerTailz
Dangerous Toys
New York Dolls
Guns N' Roses
Yngwie Malmsteen
Lynam
Danger Danger
Nitro
Quiet Riot
L.A. Guns
Motley Crue
Blizzard of Ozz (could only be with Randy)
Bon Jovi
Def Leppard
Ratt
Kix
Bang Tango
Alice Cooper
Tesla
Jackyl
W.A.S.P
Y&T
Dio
Scorpions
Megadeth
Hammerfall
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
MOTLEY CRUE
ENDEVERAFTER
GUNS N' ROSES
DEF LEPPARD
BUCKCHERRY
TESLA
RATT
METTALICA
POISON
WARRANT
WHITESNAKE
Change the venue to an all inclusive in MEXICO!!!
WHEN DO TICKETS GO ON SALE?? LOL~
oh yea - I really like that Bringbackglamfest - has now F**KING TBA'S - I am tired of being in SUSPENSE!!
Have a good one Allyson!
Hollpass!
Mötley Crüe
AC/DC
Led Zepplin
Aerosmith
Dirty Penny
Gypsy Pistoleros
Crashdiet
Vains Of Jenna
Poison
Ratt
Buckcherry
Warrant
The Scream
Endeverafter
Guns N Roses(original)
Van Halen(original)
Ozzy
Black Sabbath(w/ Ozzy)
Black Sabbath(w/ Dio)
Iron Maiden
W.A.S.P
Bon Jovi
Def Leppard
Alice Cooper
Lynam
Hanoi Rocks
Hardcore Superstar
Quiet Riot
Skid Row(w/ Sebastian)
Rolling Stones
I'd add Dogs D'Amour.
Guns N' Roses (Appetite-era lineup)
Mötley Crüe
Aerosmith
Airbourne
Asphalt Ballet
L.A. Guns (Original)
Buckcherry
Quiet Riot (ofcourse with Kevin DuBrow.. it's dreams right?)
Motörhead
AC/DC
Hell N' Diesel
Brides of Destruction (original)
Poets and Pornstars
Maggot Brain
Velvet Revolver
Vains of Jenna
Slash's Snakepit (1st)
Sister Sin
Panzer Princess
Jackyl
Hanoi Rocks
Dangerous Toys
Charles Manson (Hell Yeah!)
Ozzy Osbourne
Black Label Society
Izzy Stradlin'
Nazareth
Nirvana
Pantera
System of a Down
Skid Row
Stone Temple Pilots
Rose Tattoo
Neurotic Outsiders
Hollywood Roses
And just for the heck of it
The Rolling Stones