Proof That Bret Michaels Has Gone to the Dogs

I swear, Bret Michaels is giving Gene Simmons a run for his money these days. Why, you ask? Because the Bret Michaels "Pets Rock" Collection at Petsmart just launched.

Yes, Bret Michaels has literally gone to the dogs.

What exactly is a "pets rock" collection you ask? Apparently it's things like beds, clothes and toys for dogs. The clothes have skull prints. Or something like that. Heck, if you can get money for something and it is legal, then so be it, right?

I guess Bret is an animal lover or something. I find this entire product line hilarious... I can't help it. Will you be buying something for your dog from the Pets Rock collection?

Comments

[oper8n]

My wife and kids already bought some stuff. It's OK; I guess the dog looks cute in it, so I really have no problem with it.

[evilmike]

That should up his rock cred a bunch lol! At first when I read this I thought it said "pet rock" as in a rock to hold your book open or something. haha. lol. At least it's better than that. maybe.

[Kenny Ozz]

Words cannot really describe how much I cant stand this clown any more. Bret needs to just GO AWAY for 10 years or so. OVEREXPOSURE! I seriously think its time for Poison to hire a new singer.

[Ace Steele]

I think, I'm with Kenny on this one. Any rock credibility Bret had left, just got flushed down the toilet. I hope it was a LOT of money & I don't begrudge him that, at all. But jeez, Bret - What happened to being a singer in a pretty decent rock band? I can't wait to check out PetSmart for the C.C. DeVille muzzle, the Rikki Rockett Cone of Shame, or the Bobby Dahl bassist leash.

Seriously, Poison SHOULD go hire a new singer. Brett seems more interested in his Lynnrd Skynnrd cover band/solo band anyway.

[Metalboy!]

Bret Michaels is a bafoon.

[Décalage]

Brett must have a secret wife somewhere who is a dog over.Hé is hoping she will see the petrock products and remember !

[Décalage]

Brett must have a secret wife somewhere who is a dog over.Hé is hoping she will see the petrock products and remember !