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Tuesday, October 6, 2015 at 12:01AM
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Billboard is still trying to find the next SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW for 2016 and they want you the fans to choose the...
Posted by WARRANT on Monday, October 5, 2015
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Delusional. Check
Free country. Check
Whatever.....
This Superbowl thing is initiated by a fan page, which makes it less embarrassing than if Erik Turner and Jerry Dixon were behind it.
Sabbath would be so large, Gary, but Ozzy would probably be the better pick since they play all his sh*t in the NFL Stadiums like clockwork every Sunday.
Reality is, odds are it'll wind up being The Weeknd (unless that's deemed to risqué by the network) with Arianna Grande and Ed Sheerin or some sh*t.
But even that would be better than a Country Hickfest, which they've been known to resort to from time to time.
On another note, I am so sick of spur of the moment fast food popstars getting the opportunity to play in front of millions of people world wide for the superbowl. I would not be mad if it was actual quality pop music being played, regardless if I was a fan or not. I honestly think Taylor Swift would be a huge step up, because they almost never go for hard rock and metal. I am not a fan of Swift, but respect is paid where it is due like I have said before on this site on an article you've written about her.
I read an article on the entertainment side of the NFL saying that they would not get Metallica because somebody like Bruno Mars would be more friendly and acceptable and on top of that, they were personal fans of him and love his live performances.
Sure Warrant would be cool, but I see no chance of that happening. Reunite GNR and have them do it.........
If they were to get some metal, it would be of the watered down sort (Metallica of bore, not Metallica of yore). And they are too busy doing lousy stuff at Giants games to bother.
Or they would go for a band pre-packaged for wide(r-ish) appeal like Lep (though I enjoyed their recent show, the mindset that led The Oily One to suggest more affinity with Duran Duran back in the day had me scratching my head).
Warrant with Mason? The same Mason who starred in the humor-free version of Steel Panther, Big Cock? Me thinks not, and not even the pre-party at Puppy Bowl.
Even when the Super Bowl show turns out a bit edgy, it is a calculated sort of edge predicated on metrics and trends that are often already out of date by the time of the show. Oh Janet, behave! The Purple One and his schlong-guitar. The Stones still breathing. Getting a band that is of similar impact (albeit in the current musical environment) would mean . . . well, it would mean that they were actually concerned about what filled that slot. And they really aren't. The merch sales and commercials drive the profits.
And just scan the more recent shows--2011 onward--to see the developing "throw it at the wall, Pollock" trend: sorta' current and somewhat relevant a few years ago. The year before that? The Half Who, that's who.
But I guess I will cast my vote for Killing Joke. What's the harm, right? Jaz is always good for a laugh, the new music is solid, and a nip-slip from him would be epic!
Imagine all the greats she could bring on to make it really epic... Her "Squad", plus old schoolers... Ozzy! Jimmy Page! Kanye! Plus Niki Minaj, or however the h*ll she spells it!