Bret Michaels Teases News

Bret Michaels teased some news last night, tweeting the image below. Here's my top picks for what he's teasing:

1) A Poison tour is happening

2) Another Bret solo tour is happening

3) Bret is teaming up with some company and launching his own luggage line

Of those options, sadly I think number 3 is the most probable at this point. I mean, branding some luggage would probably make Bret the most money these days, and the effort would be basically minimal on his part. What do you think the tweet means?

Stay tuned to https://t.co/V2DjDLBMVE in the coming days for a huge announcement! - Team B https://t.co/97771qZZRz pic.twitter.com/wTw8W4sntC

— Bret Michaels (@bretmichaels) November 24, 2015

Comments

[Ace Steele]

(3).... Because his ego got in the way of (1)...
He wanted to make sure he was getting more than C.C. , Bobby, or Rikki.
And promoters were offering STUPID amounts of $$$. Bret F%#ked all up, all by himself.

[Metalboy!]

Sad but true, now Bret's a luggage salesman... We can only guess what hack job he'll inflict on another product line.

What's next? A line of banana hammocks?

Or will Trump announce Michaels will be his running mate, once he gets the nomination.

FYI -- Despite his popularity, Trump will not be elected.

[Jack T. Ripper]

A Poison tour sounds good, Trump as our leader sounds better!

[Roy]

I saw the post this morning Bret is playing near my home town. Verona NY At Turning Stone Casino Jan 2nd 2016. He usually plays the Show Room which holds about 800 people. I see this show is in The Event Center ~ Event Center and holds about 5,000 people.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1682885931952199/

[Badland]

I spoke to Trump i suggested he use the name TRUMP in big chrome letters!

[Metalboy!]

Haha!! Badland! Trump's already got a lot of that but he leans more toward Gold Plate.

p.s. As you'll recall, when I suggested to John Corabi, he drop the "John" and go with just "CORABI" all capped in chrome lettering, and his response was, "I've actually thought about it!"

[Metalboy!]

Ace got it right, here. Michaels' Brand is now low-brow and bush league.

Only POISON in BIG CHROME LETTERS can save him now!

[Dj]

I hope to see a Poison summer tour, because I don't care to see him solo. In my opinion, it just seems like Bret is trying way too hard at making newer material, and since that won't sell he turns into a knockoff Gene Simmons promoting "unskinny bop blueberry granola bars"...but to each his own I guess.

[Him]

. . . he teases the remaining wisps of his hair?

Seriously, Ace is right. The band came before the brand and the brand is still largely predicated on the same.

To continue to forget that is to risk a further slide into laughing stock and away from things that rock.