Thursday
Mar122015
Monsters of Rock Announces 2016 Dates

Porting from Miami next February 22-26, 2016, the Monsters of Rock Cruise will sail aboard Norwegian Cruise Line’s Pearl. Looks like bands confirmed so far are Queensryche, Kingdom Come, Helix, John Corabi and Killer Dwarfs. Monsters of Rock will also do a fall cruise out of California in 2016. So far, no bands listed for that yet. Leaving out of a California port makes a lot of sense. All the music cruises do south Florida but adding a West Coast vibe will help bring in new passengers I think.
Reader Comments (13)
And like Ally, sez, being an Easterner myself, the vibe will be s nice change of pace. I'd much rather hang out with a bunch of Californians than d*cks like me.
Of course, if Kingdom Come is going to tour the East Coast, I may pass, especially when it's announced cruise whores, TeslUGH! will undoubtedly be on it!
In fact, you could call those 3 bands "The Triumvirate of Mediocre Metal"! It's nice for the world and I'm sure it's of great comfort for TeslUGH! to know they are in such esteemed company with you as their dedicated and passionate pied piper!
This could pose a real opportunity to possibly see some totally killer 80's/early 90's era L.A. Glam Metal bands who occasionally do reunion shows at The Whisky such as Wildside and Junkyard, among others.
Why? Because these cats only have to drive 15 to 20 minutes from their homes to The Port of L.A.
I wouldn't be surprised if RATT might even get back together for this. And I can certainly see Hardcore Superstar and other Swedish Glam Metal bands on it, since they've also played the strip.
p.s. I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I recommended the booking agent get Kingdom Come last year when it was announced the original line-up is getting back together. That's the other cool thing about Wildside and Junkyard... All original line-ups would more than likely be on board.
NME dubbed him the Jimmy Page of sampling...
The one, the only, DJ Shadow.
See you on The Monsters of Rock Cruise, Ripper. We can raise a glass in celebration of the legendary Kingdom Come's reunion and experience what will surely be a truly incendiary show put on by them. And while you're busy worshipping TeslUGH! at the altar of Metal Mediocrity, I will be napping in my cabin, getting ready for the next show actually worth seeing, and that won't be TeslUGH!'s fellow boring brethren, Whinery Dolts.
As for Kingdom Come, saw 'em twice... Once in L.A. and once at Hammerjack's and both times, they blew the doors and roof off the venue.
Then again, the steeple on The Monster's of Rock Cruise, which should really be dubbed The TeslUGH! Fan Club Cruise at this point, go apesh*t over TeslUGH! even though they're SO boring.
Regardless, we will have lots of laffs over our diverging points of view regarding your Heroes from Sacramento!