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Steven Tyler, 'Red, White & You' -- New Track
Saturday, January 23, 2016 at 12:01AM
Steven Tyler just released a new track from his upcoming country album. The track is called "Red, White & You." I'm just not a country-music person, so I can't get into this. I don't understand Steven's desire to make country music, but more power to him. It's none of my business to criticize his creative goals... but when you're the frontman of Aerosmith, it's just hard to swallow. What do you think?
Reader Comments (12)
That said, here is some advice: short Skittles stock. You will make a bundle. Thank me later.
Secondly, it's just a horrendous song, which means it should fit in nicely with the vomit-inducing cacophonous din masquerading as music on mainstream country radio right now.
I actually have a ton of Country Standards that mostly crossed over into the Pop Standards category, i.e. Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, etc., and you're right, this ain't country!
If Tyler had gone Country Rock a la Gram Parsons and The Stones, I would have viewed it as a legitimate move but this inauthentic Pseudo Country crap that's been coming out of Nashville for the last decade and longer he's now also churning out just plain s*cks! LCD: Lowest Common Denominator!
Look, it's not like Tyler needs the money! Why the h*ll such a talent would decide to follow in the steps of The Reigning King of Mediocrity, Brett Michaels, is beyond comprehension. I mean, many grass-fed Organic Steaks can one eat in a lifetime?
Yee-Haw, all you f*ckin' Hicks out there pretending to be Heavy Metallerz! Say "Howdy" to Brett Michaels when you arrive at Mediocrity City!
With Crüe gone and Aerosmith on the rocks instead of making "Rocks", only Guns n' Roses can save us! Let us pray to The Metal Gods, Gn'R complete the deal correctly and get Stradlin and/or Clarke plus Adler and/or Sorum and pull it off in Vegas and Coachella to keep the Nightrain rollin' through a town near you.
If the world was a fair place, Tyler would receive a knock at his door. Upon opening it, he would be slapped by Charlie Pride. Mission accomplished, Pride would turn, and without saying a word, saunter back whence he came.