Rosé All Day

I mean this happened. Hair metal meets CNBC. My life has fully intersected.

Comments

[Bob]

Two things that bon Jovi and Rosé have in common: neither one is cool. :)

[Bkallday]

Exactly, Bob. Wine & Bon Jovi are the perfect lame, hipster, soccer mom combo!

[Gary]

Maybe it should be called "Lay Your Cash On Me" ...

[Him]

How about "In and Out of Glug"? Bon Jovi on Ice . . . So Nice!

[Metalboy!]

Haha!! “Soccer Moms” and “Hipsters” are mutually exclusive of each other, BK !!! ...

Say what you will about Hipsters, but they wouldn’t be caught dead with a bottle of this swill ... though they WOULD be caught dead in a $125 vintage “Slippery When Wet” T-Shirt!

However, this surely mediocre Rosé is most DEFINITELY designed expressly FOR Soccer Moms, particularly if they’re from Jersey!

[Jimbo/Spyke]

obviously the kid didnt inherent his dads looks..:)

[Bob]

Metalboy!, you are dead on about hipsters. San Diego is lousy with them. wine isn't really their thing. They prefer to drink pretentious craft beer or whisky. BK is dead on about this being a soccer mom cash grab.

[Gogmagog]

Nothing says metal quite like, "Whenever we'd go out to the Hamptons."

[Gary]

@Jimbo. Just think when he inherits his Dads estate. Kid'll get more ass than a toilet seat...😂😂😂

[Metalboy!]

Bob! Gary (the funny one)! Gogmagog! You guyz are killin’ me over here!

If what you say is true (which I have no reason to doubt), Bob, about San Diego’s Hipsters’ distaste for wine, that is vastly different than the Hipsters in Brooklyn ... Yeah, I mean you’re right about them lovin’ the craft beers and whiskey and all but they also do like quality wines, FYI ...

[Bob]

MB!, I think the reason why San Diego hipsters stay away from wine is because wine is such a huge thing in California. they probably think it's too mainstream or something.

[Bkallday]

You're exactly right, MB. Drinking wine is the new cool, hip thing to do! That's the kind of stuff that hipsters always go for. Not only that but wine is nothing more than the cooler version of wine coolers, and it's absolutely for the chics.

[Him]

I'm sensing some regional variations in what counts as a "hipster" drink of choice. Out my way, it is micro-distilleries and cideries, along with the usual micro-brews and/or rebooted legacy brands (PBR and Rainer). Wine, particularly the good stuff? Not so much. The price point is too high.

I am not particularly concerned with what other people pour down their gullets. To me, though, the thought of drinking a Rosé is horrid. To each their own, I guess.