If You Need A New Suitcase...

I have a luggage fetish but do not need any more bags (or clothes, if you remember my comment from one of the weekly news roundups about fast fashion). Still, I love to look at luggage. I think I have been on a quest for a perfect suitcase and purse combo my entire adult life.

For those of you needing a new suitcase and want to show your love for metal, snowboard maker Burton has a new Metallica line. It does look nice. The bag is about $400 and should last a really long time. Just another way big bands are getting creative with licensing to make some cash.

Insert kick-ass guitar lick here. Seek and destroy with the Burton x @Metallica collection inspired by the fearless icons of rock.https://t.co/HqOgDF0MQW pic.twitter.com/ecKHdWRElu

— Burton Snowboards (@burtonsnowboard) March 1, 2021

Comments

[Metalboy!]

Ironic this collaboration is with Burton.

Metallica having a luggage line does make sense, however, when you consider the amount of “baggage” they carry around with them, particularly Lard Ulrich!

Now, just imagine the OTHER much cooler, more fitting Rock act x luggage collaborations you could have ...

How about band branded luggage featuring acts that truly have a lot of baggage? ...

SKID ROW x Samsonite, RATT x American Tourister, Deep Purple x TUMI, Stones x Louis Vuitton ... You get where I’m goin’ with it, just please try and make it funnier than what I got ...

[Him]

Who is this guy, Metalboy!? We should welcome him with open arms. You, sir, have a future on this site!!!

"Tallica bags?!?! I hope they have extra compartments for Kirk's iPhone and for Newsted's missing bass!!!!

No remorse. No regret. We don't care what you spent.

And isn't that the crux of the matter, Metalboy!?

[Gary]

Make checks payable to “Lars needs a bigger Yacht”....

[Him]

Gary, of course he does. Where else to store the overflow art that won't fit in his mansion? And his tennis ball collection?