Quick: Caption This Photo

Seriously, no words. This is one epic band photo. The band is Freedom Call from Germany.

Comments

[Badland]

MANOWAR
2016

[Him]

Badland wins the Internet today, folks.

Thanks for playing. Stop by again real soon.

[Metalboy!]

Man, that lyric video is up there in my Top 10 Unintentionally Funny Metal Moments of 2016!

[Metalboy!]

And, yes, Badland wins hands down before we even got started!

[JAT]

Funny indeed. I love these types of bands though...the Manowars of the world. Not this song per se but these traditional metal bands. And I have to say Manowar is up at the top for me.

[Steve Argentina]

Hello... this is not a joke to me.. these fuckers damage the reputation of a lot of bands... a lot of people put all the package in the same bag ( people who not listen Hard Rock or glam, or other related genres), maybe not in USA or Europe..

Totally agree with Badlands, like Manowar... it s a fuckin joke, this dudes looks like He-Man whit a guitar...

I also hate G war band... really hate `em
Sorry for my english again... bye
regards from Buenos Aires!

[steverox]

When Chippendales meet Metal. Wow.

[Gary]

There's more 6 packs in that picture than in the beer aisle at Wal Mart for Chrissakes.... 8-p

[Him]

Your comments made me laugh as well, Gary and steverox.

And, Steve Argentina, no need to apologize for your English. Your message comes through loud and clear . . . and sorta' angry!? Metal is open to a lot of different strands and threads. It is a big enough tent for even Gwar and Freedom Call (though I won't be picking up if it is them on the other line). Glad to have you on the site. Adds to the fun.

[Metalboy!]

Haha!!, Steve Rox! I actually thought of the Metal Chippendales thing, too! And very funny, Gary.

And like HIM says, no need to apologize Steve Argentina. Your message is loud and clear. In fact, you just came up with a good name for this genre -- He-Man Metal, haha!!

There are others who fit the bill besides these clowns and Manowar... Silent Rage and Kane Roberts also come to mind.

[Metalboy!]

Hey, add another to the list of He-Man Metal besides these guys and the rest mentioned in comments above... THOR!

[TheCheapSeats]

"Hey bro, do you even airbrush?"