So This Is Happening

Get your Steven Tyler and Joe Perry figurines soon! I know some of you are collectors. I am not. These little guys are cute but I just do not understand the point. What do you do with them exactly? Just set them up and look at them? These little guys will be out in May.

AEROSMITH's STEVEN TYLER And JOE PERRY: 'Pop! Rocks' Figures From FUNKO Coming Soon https://t.co/RZHYAvkVXb pic.twitter.com/12bPUxOR1M

— BLABBERMOUTH.NET (@BLABBERMOUTHNET) March 1, 2020

Comments

[stu]

is it just me, or does steven tyler look more like hillary clinton in plastic.

[Allyson]

Yes, it's just you. - Allyson

[crued]

I have a few of these figurines. I have the entire band of Motley Crue, Slash and Axl, Prince and the cow-bell guy from SNL oh and Angus Young.

[Metalboy!]

Crüed! They got Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickinson, or “The Cowbell Guy”, as you call him? THAT is brilliant!

As I’ve mentioned here before, my ex-lead guitarist has Joey Ramone. His girlfriend (20+ years his junior - we ain’t dead yet, Boyz!) gave it to him ...

He had if on the dashboard of his triple-black ‘96 Caddy Fleetwood (last of the big boyz!) when he picked me up at the airport not long ago.

I d*mn near shot snot on it, I was laughing so hard when I saw it.

[Him]

Do they vibrate? Do they come with a discreet carrying pouch?

I kid (sorta). I have a Lemmy one that someone gave me. Love it. But have no idea what I am supposed to do with it, other than . . . put it somewhere? That said, I think the up-lights, fog machine, and sateen presentation liner that I have it on currently make it look lovely when guests stare at my fireplace mantel. It also distracts from my continued questions about when we are going to play Twister.