This Might Be The Most 80s Metal Contest Of All Time

Natural Light wants to give you free beer... if you have a mullet. Just take a photo of yourself rocking the "business in the front/part in the back" look and the drinks are yours. Of course this is a social media contest and photos are totally required.

So I've never had Natural Light (Natty light) before. Honestly. I just looked up the price of a case. A 30 pack of 12 ounce cans is about $18. A 36 pack of Diet Pepsi at Costco is about $12 near me right now, so this is cheap beer for sure! Think hard before you get that mullet for the free booze. Enjoy!

YOU GET A MULLET ✂️ WE GIVE YOU BEER 🍻

That’s right. Get a mullet and we’ll cover the cost of the haircut AND send you beer for every month you keep it going this year.

Just post a photo of your mullet before March 31st with #NattyVintage and #sweepstakes for a chance to win. pic.twitter.com/7FWYK2hsAH

— Natural Light (@naturallight) February 22, 2022

Actual reply!

@naturallight #NattyVintage #Sweepstakes pic.twitter.com/ePHygnAovm

— amanda emerson (@emersonamanda5) February 23, 2022

Comments

[Him]

Ah, Natural Light! The beer that makes Coors and Bud seem like premium pours. I guess Keystone better up their game.

Oh how I miss Stroh's, Falstaff, Blitz (at least Blatz is sorta' still around), and Oly. Oh how I miss my youth too. Now, when I drink a beer, I feel like I am near-term for the rest of the night!!!

Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we'll pour
Must say something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.

[GNR]

Blatz Splatz, Schlitz Schitz, Old Swillaukee, Old Doggy Style... oooh... the many beers and their names they do our digestive systems.

[Him]

GNR, I guess you get what you pour, right? At least Keystone had the good sense to protect their swill with that super-secret inner-lining!

[GNR]

Yes Him - pretty sure that lining only comes from the mines of small European country by the powers of yaks and llamas taking that fine metal lining to it's rightful place. And well Keystone will get rid of medical conditions such as the dreaded bitter beer face.