Happy Thanksgiving - A Lars Ulrich Toilet Exists

Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Americans. For a lot of us, this is a favorite holiday. What isn't to love? Tons of food and football!

Some guy named Prince Midnight created a special toilet out of plaster. It is in the shape of Metallica's famous drummer Lars Ulrich. Yep.

Get this: the toilet is going in a public place. There's a bar called The Brass Mug in Tampa, Florida and the toilet will apparently be ready for use there next weekend. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed!

The Lars toilet. Installed and fully functional. Available for public use Dec 3 in the bathroom of Brass Mug during the @princemidnightx concert. Be there! Hail Lars! #larsulrich #Metallica #toilet #bathroom #art pic.twitter.com/4b5bBC3EuD

— Prince Midnight (@princemidnightx) November 24, 2021

The LARS ULRICH Toilet Is Real, And I Want to Use It https://t.co/GPtp8M3Hl9 pic.twitter.com/PGGNxqeqcB

— Metal Injection (@metalinjection) November 24, 2021

H/T Metal Injection

Comments

[Him]

As much as I like to give John Lithgow ****, that looks a lot more like the spawn of Amanda Seyfried and Gollum.

Ah, Florida. The place where time and space meet, then fold in on each other in a love embrace that is single-wide and ongoing!!!

Final note: nice choice to go with the 'smooth Barbie doll parts" approach. But I would hate to be the guy or gal who inevitably (and infrequently) has to clean that damn thing.

Owner: "What's taking you so long?!?!"

Employee: "The sticks! Those effing sticks!!!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[Metalboy!]

Hahahappy Thanksgiving, all you Crazy Metalkidz!

Killarious Komments as ever, HIM!

I’ve been told Florida (I lived there for 15 years in South Beach, Naples and Godforsaken Orlando) is where most people wind up because they’re either running from something or to something …

Take that to mean whatever you want but that notion certainly applies here!

A special Thank You this Thanksgiving goes to Allyson for her never ending creativity to Bring Back Glam! everyday!

p.s. Oh, and what do I have to think about Lars Ulrich? … Quick story I’ve told before here … I was standing on the corner of Lafayette and St. Marks Place (1/2 a block from where The Red Door nightclub used to be) waiting for the light to change, when low and behold, I looked down and noticed a little action figure of Lars Ulrich standing next to me, also waiting for the light. Oh, wait … It WAS Lars Ulrich! … To my disgust, he was chewing gum and hocked a huge lugie out into the street where people were about to walk … I looked at him with a certain disdain and didn’t even bother to say anything to him … Thanks for the memories, ya frickin’ troll! … So, that’s what I think of when I think of one Mr. Lars Ulrich! … Well, I also think of this wonderful commode Prince Midnight has created … I couldn’t think of a more appropriate monument to the little man!

[Him]

Happy Thanksgiving to you as well, Metalboy! I hope your posts become more and more frequent again. You are missed. And you are also right. We should all thank Allyson on a day like this. She brings us a lot of joy.

And, lest you forget, Lars is also a collector of art and a tennis savant. So he pays too much and also swings, and misses, occasionally (a lot?). Personally, I wish he would put a bit more into the art for which he is known and stop with using fish for drum sticks!!! Also, for the love of all things sacred, buy poor Kirk a decent Mp3 player so he stops losing all those great riffs!!! Then again, Mr. Crab-walker might find them under the table (not Mr. "I am the Table" Het, to be clear).

Hope everyone is went to bed pleasantly full and woke up ready for a holiday Friday.